i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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