at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
honey bunches of taint.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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