yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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