sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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