Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
