You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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