I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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