I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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