I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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