You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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