hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he shaved USA in his pubs
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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