i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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