everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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