I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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