Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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