Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
