someone owes me an orgasm
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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