I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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