sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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