Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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