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we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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