quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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