you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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