margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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