32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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