He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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