some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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