thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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