So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
