wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Text me some of your sweat
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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