honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
try to milk me bitch
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