I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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