She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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