I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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