y did u give ur computer a hand job?
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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