That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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