So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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