how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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