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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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