Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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