Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
