This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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