he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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