Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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