this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
