we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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