I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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