Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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