I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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