im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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