you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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