Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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