its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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