please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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