I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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